I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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