my mouth tastes like poor choices
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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