i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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