So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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