YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This is my life. Enjoy the view
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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