Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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