is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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