Swine flu. Run for my life!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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