im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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