I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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