He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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