Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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