I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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