Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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