they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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