I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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