you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She bit a glass in half.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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