It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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