Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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