peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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