people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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