Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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