I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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