So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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