in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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