quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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