Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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