Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
...so i touched it.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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