Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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