we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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