Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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