Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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