Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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