I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
whose ass print is on the piano?
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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