So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wannas sexs uuuuu
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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