In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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