Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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