I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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