For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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