This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Let's paint friendship bongs
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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