I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
