well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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