dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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