16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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