She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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