It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
