glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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