Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
either way he was missing a nipple.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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