Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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