It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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