Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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